Stupid Turkeys! No Wonder We Eat You!

I now know why I am an accountant!

Because THIS:

Does NOT look like THIS:
Where should I begin??

Last night, I had my "practice run" for Ben's Daycare cookies! First of all, let me begin by saying that the Betty Crocker recipe people are LIARS! Their directions SUCK!

Turkeys are supposed to be brown, right?? I had to keep telling myself that as each cookie BURNED!

If you go back and compare my cookies to the picture, you will see some obvious differences:

1) My Wattle/Gobbler thingey looks like a tongue. Ooops!

2) Definitely could not figure out the eyes. My turkeys actually somewhat resembled the basic concept of the (FAKE) Crocker cookies until I butchered them with the eyes!

3) My turkeys are brown because I actually cooked the cookies. I KNOW the LIARS used uncooked cookies. Otherwise, how would they have not even browned them one bit?? I can't serve RAW cookie dough to kids! Come On!

4) I bought the wrong sprinkles for the feathers. Shut Up!

5) My turkey beaks look like smiles! (I was NOT smiling as I made them!)

Here are some more pictures for your ridicule. But, in my defense, I was set up! There were too many odds against me.
This is William and his buddies:
Caleb got to eat Bob (The one is the first picture):

Unfortunately, I did NOT learn my lesson....so I will be making more turkeys tonight. Hopefully I learned a few things....